Written by Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny
Artwork by Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee
Live each day ... put excitement in your life but ... don't be like Walter Sebastian Corbett. By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.
Walter Sebastian enjoyed his life ... it was full of excitement. Of course, he had to help himself have fun. That's what life was all about ... right?
Walter Sebastian was bored ... and when he got bored there wasn't any telling what would happen next. Damn, he had such fun at the beach several weeks ago. His favorite color was red ... he got to see it ... everywhere! Liquid red ... thinking about it made him begin to crave to see it again.
He laid back on his couch ... put his legs up on the back of it. He scratched his balls in deep thought. What could he do to generate some excitement ... see red? His eyes glazed over at the pleasure he felt touching himself ... and seeing the red water brought about by the sharks at the beach.
Walter Sebastian played with himself as he thought ... soon he felt such wonderful relief. He fell asleep while seeing red ... thoughts of what he was going to do to make fun things happen.
Several hours later Walter Sebastian woke up feeling refreshed ... hungry. He went to the bathroom and pissed up a storm. He liked to see how far he could piss ... he stood back several feet to pee. Didn't matter if it wet the floor ... commode ... what mattered was he could step back farther to piss. He had a strong pisser.
Walter Sebastian walked out of the bathroom without washing his hands. The thought never entered his mind that he had germs on his hands. Damn ... he was hungry!
He walked into the kitchen ... stood with his hands on both hips. What do I want to eat? His mind went to the container in the refrigerator ... in the container was one of his favorite foods. There was even some red in the liquid it all sat in ...
Walter Sebastian opened the refrigerator door never seeing the wilted lettuce, moldy cheese ... dead roaches ...dead flies ... he did see the large, plastic container with ... red liquid in it.
He took the cold container out ... set it on the countertop. He went back for 4 eggs, scrambled them ... opened the container and took a large spoon ... dipped out some of its contents. Damn! This was going to be good. Saliva dripped down one side of his mouth.
He let the big, slotted spoon drip for a minute ... put the contents of the spoon into his eggs. He whipped all up ... poured into a hot frying pan. There was nothing like good old brains and eggs! Nothing!
When the brains and eggs were cooked ... Walter Sebastian put them in a paper plate. He picked up his fork ... his hand shook as memories came flooding back ... when he got his brains ... to eat with his eggs.
Screams sounded in his mind ... blood-red curdling screams. Eyes wide open with pure fear ... snot pouring from a nose! This was good for his appetite ... it made the atmosphere for eating brains and eggs good! He closed his eyes to eat, savor ... all the while he watched his memories in his mind ... he was at a movie in his mind. He was the star!