Just Throw Me In The Trash Can!

 Mr. KISSY Fairchild standing in front of ... the big-ass trash can!

I rolled the giant, green trash can through the gate, parked it for a few moments. I went back inside to grab several flattened boxes.

I was getting all ... flattened boxes, white trash bags inside big, green trash can on wheels ... ready to take to the public landfill. Not a big deal ...

I put the boxes in bed of pickup ...then ... the white bags of trash ... one by one ...  I placed them on top of the boxes.

I rolled the giant, green trash can back to the fence ... it was slightly down hill. Just before getting to the gate I reached for the big-ass lid to flip back to close it ...

When I did that I felt something strange ... I felt myself leaning forward... not in a scary way, just leaning forward as ...

The big-ass trash can on wheels began to roll forward ...

The next thing I knew ... I was halfway inside the trash can! On the ground! I picked myself up, began the trip back to the outside of the big-ass trash can!

All I can say is ...  it didn't hurt, it was as if in a slow-motion movie. No one saw ME ... I still felt embarrassed and had this feeling of wanting to laugh ... that was too darn ridiculous! 

Picture Me inside this big-ass trashcan! I end up in strange places sometimes,  this has got to be one of the strangest!

Just throw Me in the trashcan!

NOTE:  I am so glad only dry trash in bags go into that big-ass trash can! If otherwise  ... I couldn't ever tell this little story.