Sunday, February 14, 2016

You Bad Bitch!

You Bad Bitch!
By Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee

Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee

We had a hard time deciding which cereal we wanted to eat.  I got the bowls, Skip got the spoons ... we set them on the counter.

"What kind of cereal are you going to eat?",  Skip asked me.  I think I'll eat Raisin Bran with Cranberries ... oh, and some just ... Raisin Bran with it ... it has hundreds of raisins in it.  "I'll do the same, then", Skip said.

Skip went to the refrigerator, got the milk jug out.  It didn't have a lot of milk in it ... enough to pour in both bowls for our cereal.

Skip handed me the empty milk jug ... said, "what are you going to do with the milk jug ... I know you have a place to put it."  I told him I had a bag to put all the plastic in.

While we were talking, he handed the jug to me.  I left the top on partly screwed, took both hands ... flattened the jug out.  The jug 'popped' when I did it.

"You bad bitch!" I looked up when Skip said that ... we both burst out laughing.  :)

Sometimes 'ugly' words aren't bad ... it just makes something funnier! Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.

Note by this Author:

This was so funny.  Skip doesn't call me names ... but, sometimes when things warrant crazy remarks ... they naturally happen.  It's so funny ... he said it in such a way ... it cracked me up.

Not only that ... Skip is joking again!  Each day his health improves.  I'm so thankful to see him ... becoming himself again!  I will be a 'bad-ad-d bitch' anytime to see him laugh!

True humor/photo by Gloria Faye Brown Bates/aka Granny Gee.

1 comment:

  1. At first I thought Skip was talking about the milk jug since it busted. I thought maybe it might have startled him and he said that. Sometimes I am sure we say things before we think. I am glad Skip is getting back to his old self. Love, Ms Nancy